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Silicon Heartland? More Like Silicon Maybeland

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Once promised billions in new investment, tech campuses, and job booms, central Ohio now finds itself staring at a frozen progress bar somewhere around 37%. Spinning wheel of destiny, meet reality.

It started with a lot of hype: Amazon Web Services buying up land, Microsoft announcing a billion-dollar trio of data centers, and Intel sparking visions of a tech-fueled utopia in Johnstown. Boomtown, USA. Welcome to the future.

Fast forward to today, and the tune sounds a little different.

The Great Tech Slowdown

First up, Amazon Web Services quietly pumped the brakes, citing "routine capacity management," which, in corporate speak, translates to, “We’re thinking about it. Maybe. No promises.”
Despite scooping up over $100 million worth of farmland near Honda’s battery plant, the only thing growing so far is skepticism. Those fields of innovation? Still mostly just fields.

Then came Microsoft, yanking the plug on its $1 billion plan for three new data center campuses around Licking County. They're holding onto the land, but for now, they’ll just be... farming. Yes, the same company that makes your Surface laptop is now diversifying into soybeans. Talk about cloud computing.

And Intel?
The golden goose of the "Silicon Heartland" narrative? They're laying off 20% of their workforce. They insist everything is fine and the Ohio project is still alive, but let’s just say, optimism is getting harder to engineer.

Boomtown? Standbyville? Somewhere In Between.

Local leaders are still prepping for growth like it’s coming any minute now. Johnstown’s school district, for example, has plans to triple enrollment over the next few years. They’re calling the delays a "gift,” more time to build, plan, and brace for the wave of new families.

(Or, depending on how this all shakes out, more time to book that shiny new high school expansion for square dances and pickleball tournaments.)

Meanwhile, some longtime residents are quietly crossing their fingers that the "tech boom" stays stuck in the slow lane. A few more years of low traffic and wide-open skies doesn't sound half bad.

Big Dreams. Bigger Reality Checks.

The idea of Ohio becoming the next Silicon Valley wasn’t crazy, it was ambitious. And ambition, as it turns out, runs into a lot of potholes: rising costs, slowing tech investment, complicated energy tariffs, and a corporate world that's gotten real skittish about spending big.

Ohio’s Silicon Heartland fantasy isn’t dead, it's just taking a scenic detour. Maybe we’ll get there eventually.
Or maybe we’ll just be the proud owners of the best-irrigated, most optimistically zoned farmland in America.

Either way, we can still say we’re "on the cutting edge"
Just maybe a little more butter knife than laser beam.

Scarlet Letter Trivia

Question: The hottest day in Columbus, Ohios history is actually a tie. Two dates both very hot. July 21st 1934 and July 14th 1936. What was the temperature those two days?

A) 111
B) 106
C) 100
D) 127

Columbus Weather: Sunny With a Chance of Giant Hail

Enjoy today’s sunshine, Columbus, because the weather has some thoughts about how the rest of your week should go.

Today’s forecast? A gorgeous high of 78, blue skies, and just enough warmth to make you start lying to yourself about patio season being “officially here.”

Tomorrow? Different story.
By Tuesday evening, a cold front will swing through, bringing storms that could get spicy. The National Weather Service says we’re looking at a 3 out of 5 risk for severe storms in Columbus and northeast along I-71, featuring lightning, heavy rain, strong winds, and hail possibly the size of limes. (Yes, limes.)

There’s even a slight spin-up tornado risk because, you know, it’s Ohio and we like to keep things interesting.

The rest of the week will be all about dodging raindrops and wondering why your umbrella flips inside out so easily:

• Wednesday: Scattered showers, high 71
  

• Thursday: Rain & rumbles, high 79
  

• Friday: More scattered thundershowers, high 69

Moral of the story: soak up today’s sunshine, secure your trash bins, and maybe invest in a sturdier umbrella.
You're gonna need it.

Sonic Temple Returns: Columbus’ Loudest Spring Tradition

Get ready to make some noise, Sonic Temple Art & Music Festival is back May 8–11, and it’s bringing four days of pure rock and metal mayhem to Historic Crew Stadium.

Every spring, Sonic Temple transforms Columbus into the unofficial capital of headbanging, mosh pits, and tattoos that might be slightly questionable later. First launched in 2019, the festival has quickly become a must-do tradition, drawing more than 110,000 fans and some of the biggest names in music, from Metallica, Linkin Park, Rob Zombie. This year, it’s bigger than ever:

• 110+ bands across four stages

• Giant art installations and immersive festival experiences

• Field passes, VIP options, camping packages, and basically every way you could imagine rocking out for four days straight
  

Whether you’re a seasoned crowd-surfer or just there for the people-watching and funnel cake, Sonic Temple has something for you.

Need a reason to finally dust off your black Converse and cut-off denim vest? This is it.
Need a place where screaming the lyrics to Duality with 40,000 strangers is considered completely normal? Also this.

🎸 Tickets are on sale now at sonictemplefestival.com.
Columbus doesn’t just host Sonic Temple, we live for it.

Trivia Answer:

B) 106 ( now that’s hot )